Christmas list
1. A fight
2. A Lion Bar
3. Dead wasps (the long ones)
4. A hate crime
5. 1 sock (NB: ALREADY HAVE OTHER ONE)
6. Tippex and/or a hen
7. A wet perm
8. Some disappointment (preferably quite long-lasting)
9. A stinging nettle
10. Lynx Africa smellies
11. Some sick (any type except cat)