Calling time

1.     Hope’s all gone, it’s number 1

2.     Dying while doing a poo, it’s number 2

3.     Choked on a pea, its’s number 3

4.     Rotten to your core, it’s number 4

5.     Buried alive, number 5

6.     Tragic accident in Wickes, it’s number 6

7.     There is no heaven, number 7

8.     Victim of fate, number 8

9.     Broken spine, it’s number 9

10.  Uncle Ken, number 10

11.  Lost to a bog in Devon, 11

12.  Forever expelled, it’s number 12

13.  You’re a has been, it’s number 13

14.  Bad genes, it’s number 14s

15.  Never the cat that got the cream, 15

16.  Mauled in a ravine, 16

17.  Didn’t get the vaccine, it’s 17

18.  Faulty submarine, it’s number 18

19.  Silent scream, it’s 19

20.  Snake in your tenty, it’s blind 20

21.  Nuclear bomb, 21

22.  Drank some glue, it’s 22

23.  Why me? It’s 23

24.  Final knock on your door, it’s 24

25.  I won’t survive, it’s number 25

26.  Swimming in the river Styx, its number 26

27.  Last confession, it’s number 27

28.  Heaven’s Gate, it’s 28

29.  Running out of mortal time, it’s 29

30.  Lay my body in the dirt-y, it’s blind 30

31.  The end has begun, it’s 31

32.  Fatal fondue, it’s number 32

33.  Ravaged by deadly fleas, it’s 33s

34.  Should’ve asked for more, it’s number 34

35.  Sat on a beehive, it’s 35

36.  The bucket’s final kicks, it’s number 36

37.  It’s Armageddon, number 37

38.  It’s getting late, number 38

39.  Slow decline, it’s number 39

40.  Life’s only guarantee, it’s blind 40

41.  All said and done, it’s 41

42.  Punched in the chest by a kangaroo, it’s 42

43.  I never did learn to ski, it’s 43

44.  What’s it all for? 44

45.  Fatal allergy to chives, it’s number 45

46.  Pecked to death by chicks, it’s 46

47.  Your last session, 47

48.  You’re shark bait, 48

49.  Will they make a shrine?, its 49

50.  Poisoned by another trustee, it’s blind 50